(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Nicole Danielle Cabrera
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Nicholas
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? It would be interesting but I would like to give a kid an interesting name
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Belinda!!!!!
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? cabreva, caberara, cabreera...
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? nope
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(8) Do you think God has a gender? I believe in a god and goddess
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? no
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? sorta I guess
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? depends... if you think you'll be reincarnated thats what'll happen to you, if you don't believe in an afterlife then there won't be one, if you think your going to heaven, you'll get there, and so on...
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? nope
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? very easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Dan &hears;
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? all the time, but I try not to
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I'm a filthy racist
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? BELINDA!!!!
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? I love the smell of puerto ricans in the afternoon
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? doesn't everyone?
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? too many to list
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? this spanish song about a little boy who grows up has a sex change operation, goes back to his dad a woman, gets disowned, and dies alone or nobody goes to his funeral I think but I'm not sure...
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Swingin with the saints "dwee doot doot dwee doo, doo-ba doo-ba doo-ba dwee doo, dooby doot dwee doo doot doo doo"
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Boyonce - Dangerously in Love
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song would you sing? I have no idea
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? good question...
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Cat Balloo!! "Well now friends just lend an ear / For you're now about to hear / The ballad of Cat Ballou"
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Most of the time
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? the ewoks (spelling?)
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? i dunno
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? The Neverending Story movie was an insult to the book!!! It was horrible.
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? american
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I'm a fat american slob?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? yup
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? nope
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? I built my computer...
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? I hate the phone if thats what you mean
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? stupider
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? nope
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? yea
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? I always feel safe when a guy gives me a hug
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? the whole only wanting sex thing
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? what they find attractive
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? yup
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, which one? nope
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? me!!
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? can't say that thats ever happened
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? nobodys
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? no
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? nope
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? nope
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yup
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? it changes too much
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yup
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? yup
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? sometimes
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? nope
(60) What do you think of pi? mmmmmmmmmmmmm pi
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? nope
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? not sure
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? yea
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? yea
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? whatever floats your boat
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? probably not
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm good question
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? haha didn't even notice
(71) What is your favorite possession? my books
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? a drivers liscene
(73) How badly do you want it? I want it so bad ::moan:: lol oops
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yup yup
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? not long at all
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? yes
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I dunno
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Harry Potter or Playboy bunny, its a close race
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? M&M
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? ummmmmmmmmm
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? no idea
(82) How good is your short-term memory? I'm sorry can you repeat the question
(83) How good is your long-term memory? eh so-so
(84) What is your earliest memory? "I'm crazy like a monkey and I jump!" I don't know how old I was but I didn't say that, a friend did
(85) What are two of your happiest memories? Europe (the whole trip) and Vanessas house after junior prom
(86) What is your strangest memory? Vanessas house after junior prom or spin the cell phone in a pitch dark hallway backstage during the music man
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? I wish I could remember stories better
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Moulin Rouge, What Dreams May Come
(89) What book makes/made you cry? The Neverending Story, Swan Song, The Watchers
(90) What song makes/made you cry? Symphony No. 7, Vocalise
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Never done that
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? no!!!!
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? Yea
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? lol??
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Not if your as bored as I am
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? Most of them
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? Nope
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? I dunno
(99) How would you have answered it? ummmmmm... Belinda?
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Earlier today
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? Just because you read this doesn't mean you know me... If you want to get to know me, try talking to me.